What a Tease!!

I don't know about you,but i think that when it comes to Dita Von Teese,words don't do shit!
I don't say this about too many women,but if i were a man and had to talk to Dita,i'd be confused...do i do my man thing and totally talk to her boobs or do i look at her face while talking to her?!
Anywho...being this hot should be illegal or something...I'm just saying...